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hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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time-lord-swag:

sassysoufflegurl:

time-lord-swag:

Why is wanting to have kids considered the default opinion

Surely it should be the other way around

Like you don’t automatically assume everyone wants to buy bananas 

You ask if they like bananas first

Then if they do you ask if they want bananas

You don’t go “HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT BANANAS YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND LATER”

Because that would be stupid

bless u

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the-unpopular-opinions:

When people say, “Stop being so depressed and just smile for God’s sake,” it makes me mad. Depression is a result of messed up brain chemistry, and while it can’t be fixed if the patient refuses to try and think positive, that’s not all depression is. Always seeing the negative side of a situation as the predominant side is pessimism. Depression is this intense self-hatred and a feeling that you’re worthless. It’s feeling like you’d be better off dead and being unable to believe people who say that they’d rather that not happen. It’s a result of the serotonin receptors in your brain improperly processing serotonin, and it can’t be fixed by simply thinking positive. I have depression, and a lot of the time it’s hard for me to even get out of bed, let alone go out and function normally and on top of that, see the goddamn brIGHT side of things. 
People who don’t have mental illnesses act like they’re a choice. They act like we—that is, the sufferers of these illnesses—enjoy it. They act like we enjoy the attention it gets us. NO. I hate that I’m such a burden to my parents, and I hate how much money they’re having to spend on my treatment, and I hate the way people react when they find out about my mental illness.
When people find out I have depression, they sometimes react empathetically. But sometimes, they react with disgust. They say “Haven’t you tried THINKING POSITIVE?” WHY DON’T YOU TRY NOT HAVING ANXIETY? IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD” Yes, I know that. There’s a reason it’s called mental illness.
I once had a boy say to me, “I’m going to force you into an embarrassing situation to cure you of your social anxiety.” Anxiety attacks are horrible and painful and just generally undesirable and forcing someone to have one isn’t exactly the proper way to cure them of their anxiety disorder. His logic was “well that’s how they cure phobias” no shut the fuck up. that requires consent. 
The similarity between mental and physical illness is barely there. In both cases, the patient has no control over it. Cancer patients can’t just wishtheir cancer away. You wouldn’t dream of suggesting something like that to a cancer patient. Would you? Mental illnesses are the same way. Just as no one would wish to have cancer, no one would ever wish for depression, or social anxiety, or schizophrenia (which, by the way, sucks). 
Don’t think that just because it’s an illness of the mind, which you’re supposed to have complete control over, it can be easily fixed by just changing your outlook on life. Some parts of the brain can’t be controlled.

the-unpopular-opinions:

When people say, “Stop being so depressed and just smile for God’s sake,” it makes me mad. Depression is a result of messed up brain chemistry, and while it can’t be fixed if the patient refuses to try and think positive, that’s not all depression is. Always seeing the negative side of a situation as the predominant side is pessimism. Depression is this intense self-hatred and a feeling that you’re worthless. It’s feeling like you’d be better off dead and being unable to believe people who say that they’d rather that not happen. It’s a result of the serotonin receptors in your brain improperly processing serotonin, and it can’t be fixed by simply thinking positive. I have depression, and a lot of the time it’s hard for me to even get out of bed, let alone go out and function normally and on top of that, see the goddamn brIGHT side of things. 

People who don’t have mental illnesses act like they’re a choice. They act like we—that is, the sufferers of these illnesses—enjoy it. They act like we enjoy the attention it gets us. NO. I hate that I’m such a burden to my parents, and I hate how much money they’re having to spend on my treatment, and I hate the way people react when they find out about my mental illness.

When people find out I have depression, they sometimes react empathetically. But sometimes, they react with disgust. They say “Haven’t you tried THINKING POSITIVE?” WHY DON’T YOU TRY NOT HAVING ANXIETY? IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD” Yes, I know that. There’s a reason it’s called mental illness.

I once had a boy say to me, “I’m going to force you into an embarrassing situation to cure you of your social anxiety.” Anxiety attacks are horrible and painful and just generally undesirable and forcing someone to have one isn’t exactly the proper way to cure them of their anxiety disorder. His logic was “well that’s how they cure phobias” no shut the fuck up. that requires consent. 

The similarity between mental and physical illness is barely there. In both cases, the patient has no control over it. Cancer patients can’t just wishtheir cancer away. You wouldn’t dream of suggesting something like that to a cancer patient. Would you? Mental illnesses are the same way. Just as no one would wish to have cancer, no one would ever wish for depression, or social anxiety, or schizophrenia (which, by the way, sucks). 

Don’t think that just because it’s an illness of the mind, which you’re supposed to have complete control over, it can be easily fixed by just changing your outlook on life. Some parts of the brain can’t be controlled.

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sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

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nevver:

Papercraft, Maud Vantours

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There are things you just don’t know. That if you knew, you’d never speak to me again.

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makeyourdeduction:

caphairdadbeard:

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are you kidding me right now???

in which the entire cast of the avengers are indistinguishable from their characters

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whatdoyouthinkiknow:

her-candyness:

NEED A FUCKIN’ CUPCAKE AT 4 A.M. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR NEED FOR SUGARY GOODNESS?

Well you’re in luck because Sprinkles Cupcakes has introduced the very first cupcake ATM in New York City

Your local bakery closes at 10 pm and you need a cupcake well now you can get a fuckin’ cupcake you can buy 20 cupcakes it doesn’t even matter nothing matters except this 

That’s right you 5 year olds this ATM is operational 24/7 for your 24/7 sugar cravings stocked with delectable flavors just look how happy that fuckin’ girl is in the picture look at her yes that’s right that COULD BE YOU

Don’t live near NYC? Well better hop on the next fucking plane and support this ridiculously sweet-ass project to get cupcake ATMs in even more areas. 

ABC NEWS EVEN COVERED A STORY ON IT GET YOUR SHITS TOGETHER AND EAT CUPCAKES

I need this is LA.

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How I play The Last of Us

nyiro:

[clicking sounds]

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[more clicking sounds]

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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