this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha


this i think is one of the main reasons i don’t see myself ever settling down long term with a dude

you have to deal with their weird perpetual child bullshit that everyone seems to just accept???

like there always seem to be magazine features or scenes on tv shows of wives complaining about all the dumb shit their husbands do, and the workarounds they’ve come up with

i don’t want to complain about my life partner like that

i don’t want to have to come up with workarounds and just accept their patheticness/obliviousness

i want to settle down with someone who is trying just as hard as me to be the best person they can be, and to be as respectful and kind and thoughtful to me and to others as they can

and the popular notion is that men like….can’t do that???

which i understand is gender stereotyping

but if this chart is just celebrated as smart, if the dude this is designed around isn’t an exception

then i’m staying the fuck away from men as anything more than sex buddies ‘cuz i don’t wanna be my partner’s mommy, that sounds totally unappealing to me

liked and reblogged only for comments b/c fuck this “men should be rewarded for things women ‘have’ to do” bullshit. if that’s being hetero, i’m out.

The fact that a couple of these ‘rewards’ are sexual in nature is pretty gross too like ‘If you act like a decent human being I’ll give you a blowjob’ fuck that.
This is a shoutout to J for not being a massive shitbag who expects sexual favours for doing stuff, and in fact, for doing way more than I do.

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My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

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I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

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Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Zuhair Murad Pre-fall 2014 [3/3]

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Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT

simpsons is so next level

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favorite movie characters: O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill Vol.1)

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Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

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my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

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It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.


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Orphan Black: Mrs. S[iobhan Sadler]
Explaining the Title [1.07 vs. 1.08 vs. 2.04]

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Nature; No Photoshop required.

1. Lenticular Clouds
2. Anvil Clouds
3. Cirrus Kelvin-Helmholtz Clouds
4. Fallstreak Hole
5. Mammatus Clouds
6. Polar Stratospheric Cloud
7. Roll Cloud
8. Undulatus Asperatus
9. Mammatus Clouds
10. Undulatus Asperatus


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Fucking Legendary

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Just tell me

how did we get from “dad’s on a hunting trip” to this


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Does anyone else ever re-watch the first episode of Game of Thrones and see the Starks all together and just: 


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